Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?
Tell that to the guy who was hit by a falling rock on the way to his wedding.
Does that mean Lola Bunny is up for grabs?
Bark twice to say no to a date and insult my manhood in front of an entire nightclub full of people.
To be fair, he only goes by Dwayne Johnson now. So by that logic he won't turn into a rock he'll turn into a... oh god no
If this doesn't invoke a fear and wrath of God in you, nothing will.