Demonic Dolphin is Watching You

Last year's roommate was an undiagnosed kleptomaniac. She stole and hoarded everything from kitchen towels to honey to nail polish. If you left it in the common room, it was fair game. I got my clear nail polish back by asking her if she had any I could "borrow". She handed me my own bottle, and I just kept it. Before I moved out, my fiance and I were sitting on the couch... Read More » when said roommate passed by. She was wearing a very familiar pair of men's boxers. Yeah, she stole my fiance's boxers from the laundry room... and she wore them.