Facebook Flirting Fail
He’s never been turned down by a woman, but only because no one has ever even responded.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don’t have to answer, your smile says it all.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Offensive Draw Something Word
I’d be a lot less offended if it were listed as “hard.” I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone’s friend.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.



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Who can we hire to watch security guards and make sure they don't get out of line?
Finally, an explanation for why old people still have so much sex.
They'd have to pay you to take this bus.
Who would've thought that Britney Spears isn't 100% musically original and groundbreaking?
Wait, but...do they have TV and movies in these magical places from TV and movies?
Hockey needs more hugging. If only so that it can have more punching.
Ugh, now you have to spend the next hour writing a lengthy thank-you note to the author of this letter.
And the record for Longest List of Guinness World Records You Didn't Know Existed was broken by...
In a sense, cheating is its own form of athleticism.
McWin is looking down on him and cackling.