My girlfriend and I were lying in bed, talking about relationships. At one point I asked, somewhat rhetorically, "What is love?" She replied without missing a beat, "Baby, don't hurt me." I think I found a keeper.
Wounded Hand Dryer
All's fair in love and making sure your hand isn't all wet when you see a high school friend's dad on your way back to your table.
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
George R. R. Martin reads three nursery rhymes. Come back in 11 years for the fourth one.
Finally, the transparent bathroom that no one has been asking for.
Presidents indulging in vice. They should be called vice presidents. ... wait.
Dating profiles for NFL stars: because who would ever be attracted to muscular millionaires?
Come for the funny signs; stay for the crappy food.
This MMA fighter faces his greatest enemy: himself.
Looks great, makes beef jerky. What more could you want?
Would you rather drown or fall to your death? Now you don't have to choose!
And now they're dribbling all over the court...
The future is finally here: flying dogs.
