My roommate freshman year was a religious fanatic! she would steal my birth control. I couldn't bring guys to my room because she would talk about abstinence and how i was a big sinner because i'm on birth control! So to get back at her i hung her HUGE granny panties around our co-ed dorm with her phone number and dirty quotes written on them. She got so many dirty phone... Read More »
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There's no way around it, this looks ridiculous.
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
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If you can't hold her, you might as well hold for her.




One man band, five star music
In Soviet Russia, vodka shoot you!
Do not read these words.
Today we're learning about the French Revolution. Please open Twitter.
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Well, now you've blown his cover. The Joker's definitely coming for him.
Why do these animals exist? Because f*ck you, that's why.