Picture "As I was leaving a bar at 3pm on a Wednesday some guy handed me this and said 'The Archangel Gabriel instructed me to give you this.' I couldn't make this up if I tried."
Picture "A flier me and some of my frat brothers made to replace the safe sex propaganda on campus."
Picture The walking tour of the campus never mentioned that you shouldn't pass out the day after hosting a spaghetti dinner.
Picture University of Florida basketball player Joakim Noah walking around campus in a moomoo. Apparently he lost a bet with Flanders or something.