You don't plan to have sex in the stacks, it just happens.
He's going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.
Nature evolved this beast to lure in, entangle, and eventually devour college students.
No, able-bodied people, you can't have sex there too--even if it's only for a minute.
If you're going to have sex, we'd prefer you do it in this public building.
How did college students have such ready access to empty pizza boxes? A great costume.