"Came home drunk, and couldnt figure out why my mouse didn't work"
"I hope you sufficiently rinsed and lathered, I don't think I enough left in the tank for a repeat."
I never know what to order when I go to Hooters, either.
One chicken-stuffed owl, coming right up.
"If the cat doesn't eat him by the end of the day, we'll wait another day." - Mom
Fur or gtfo.