You wear what you eat.
"Sorry I ruined your sandwich, but it was either that or the couch."
He practices safe sex, so you don't have to worry about him forgetting to baguette.
A still form "Home Alone 3: We Definitely Didn't Make a Third or Fourth One Yet."
I still think he looks a little doughy.
"Passed out on futon with handful of dried bread" - huh?