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Why are popped collars still a thing? I guess it's a good thing. Without popped collars the douchebags would just blend in with everyone else.
Picture "On April 29th 2008 Rex Vanderwoodsen set the Planet Douche World Record for most popped collars worn by an individual. He popped 23 collars making him the Planet Douche World Record Holder."
Picture "My roommate and I were at a party and all these frat-tastic fucks were playing beer pong. Annoyed by polo shirts and popped collars, my roommate grabbed a cup. After pissing into the cup outside, he switched the water/rinse cup with the pee cup. Here is
Picture Don't you understand?!? The terrorists are trying to fatten us up by killing us from the inside out. It's a whole new type of warfare.