you be the judge

You should see how she hails a cab.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.