I'd start a rumor that he's Stalin if it meant being able to get tickets to opening night of the Arrested Development movie.
Four for Jason Russell, you go Jason Russell! Anddd... None for Joseph Kony.
Not so powerful anymore, Google.
They were stoned. Not with marijuana though, with rocks.
Wigs with bangs not included.
"I'm not just going to shower them with compliments for no reason."