The Ritz-Carlton - fanciest cracker around.
A man lays, barely alive, feet below the thick canned crust.
"The drunkest man I've seen in a while.. We took over 20 pictures with him."
Beer for a deer
"Can you take this again? I think my eyes were closed."
"Two UGA classmates humping drunk on my bed after a night out at the bars in Athens, GA." Hot.