"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Swinging sure has changed from when I was a kid.
Having a beloved cartoon character based on you requires a little R&R every once in a while.
Get them off! They're too delightful!
Don't worry, you're only stuck in the swingset for now. Unfortunately you're stuck with your parents for life.
If you think this rejection is bad, just wait until it inevitably leads to a creative endeavor.