Grin and bear it.
Someone left this bear out and it melted.
Hanging up a Chuck Norris poster and calling it a dojo does not automatically make it one.
Sometimes I come here to look out over the city and think, "RAAAWWWR"
He carries it 15 blocks just to drop it off on his ex-girlfriend's lawn.
"Hey man, there's only one bear that can nickname itself 'Ice,' and that bear is me."