Picture This is why you should always keep guns around while drinking. (update: Blue wrote in to let us know "the ferret is still alive and well. If it was not, I would have been shot by at least one of those guns.")
Picture "I was helping a friend of mine DJ a frat party. I turned around to him and saw some chick . . . well, just look. Now I know why he likes to DJ."
Picture "Well I couldn't get a pic with Lindsay, but I got a pic with her hot co-star in Mean Girls, Lacey Chabert."
Picture The only tattoo that pays for itself - "Well at least I can go to the bar broke and get 1 free shot."