"My friend, mike enjoying school in British Colombia a little too much. . . "
Aquatic beer pong, because nothing beats drinking in the pool.
"I started drinking at an early age... I look better in a bikini now though"
He likes beer okay, but he prefers Colt 45
We started drinking at 3 in the afternoon and this BITCH was passed out by 5:30.
Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.