Slip 'n Slide 'n Dive 'n Die.
All the grace of a tranquilized walrus.
Drunk cute girls on a tarp slip n' slide!
You know what the problem with Slip N Slide is? It's dangerous, but is it dangerous enough?
To be fair, Slip N Slide was never really a great idea in the first place.
"Epic fail on a slip and slide. Slipped well, not so hot at sliding."