Step 1: Buy a horse mask. Step 2: Don't be terrified of hurricanes.
"Don't lie to me! I know you weren't really out sick! I saw you on TV" - Zookeeper
He likes beer okay, but he prefers Colt 45
The only horse in the world with a Cheetos salt lick.
They're either fighting or mating.
"I dunno, I don't see any sharks anywhere" - That Seal