"Unlocked car + 7 trash bags full of paper shreadings"
His bag is full of rocks to throw at other children.
"This is a urinal in a women's bathroom and no, guys are not allowed to'water' our plant"
"Here is a girl with her ass in a urinal"
Stand tall, son. One day this will all be yours.
Of course it's Mountain Dew. What else would it be?