His graduation speech was just silence.
Saying that a "just a mullet" is like saying Man of the Year is "just a bad movie."
He just got a B.S. with a double major in Reindeer Aviation and Production Sciences.
"But if you really think about it, isn't life just one big motorcycle?" - guy who's getting his car towed
They have a drunk frat boy on staff 24/7 to do just that.
Grandpa, I know the valedictorian rambled a little but if you could just calm down.