Sorry, Forever Alone Guy, she's not interested.
You're never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.
If they don't get more towels soon, the sobbing will become audible.
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
With pizza you're never alone.
He was doing just fine before you adopted him and changed his name to Paw Rudd.