Dog With Gun and Pipe

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve