Pop a wheelie or die tryin'.
You know, any other time that part of the road would have been pretty safe. Squirrel was there the one time there's actually something going down the middle of the road.
The car's in the shop, so I'm just going to take the shopping cart into work today.
It's pizza all the way down.
Looks like you've got two flat tires.
"Saw this going down the road..."