body shot anyone?

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost