If it's 1978, don't stop till you get enough.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.