Nothing will ever get you more focused than the prospect of cake.
A fine and instant death? Just pick one punishment or the other guys.
Will Hansi choose homecoming king Fritz or the cute but shy Heince? Find out next issue!
Hate death but love FUN! Well we're the funeral home for you!
Man, we told you not to piss off that leprechaun.
Oh, cake, you are too hard on yourself.