"Well, it took you long enough to say it."
"Margaret, I've wanted to tell you for the longest time but just didn't have the balls to do it. That's because you neutered me by the way."
Only pet the top, only pet the top.
Sometimes love is about standing there while your pet defecates.
"You don't need permission, just don't expect me to call you the next day"
Eating too much of it makes you puke and gives you a headache.