It's probably the sequel to "50 Shades of Grey".
First step is going alone into the middle of the woods with no flashlight at 1 AM.
From the author of "It's Not Racist if it's in a Book."
This lead to the best book report of all time.
This is what 50 Shades of Grey has done to the book market.
Oh yeah, book? You're not the boss of me.