Luke Skywalker ain't got sh*t on him.
Ice...What a good time to be alive.
Darth Vader is more like a Joseph figure.
"Luke, I am your father--and no son of mine is dressing up as pumpkin for Halloween."
This kid is so dumb, he put his laptop in the freezer and FORGOT it was in there! What an idiot!
This freezer blew up two buses and a mini mart. This freezer is off the force.