U of I doesnt have shit on SIU!
U of I was talking shit for "stealing" there holiday so we decided to send them assholes a lil message and let them know how Southern Illinois gets down.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.