Can't you see futon, the 3-year-old flip and fuck in the corner would die to be you!
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
We had to smother them all with pillows to get the picture juuuust right, but it was worth it.
True friends know how to lend a hand when you most do not need it.
"David Blane, wasted, trying to make out with my friend Bryn. How do you make a creep disappear?"
How you know your friend isn't ready to start dating again yet.