Get this cat a cradle.
Looking forward to the sequel, "Don't Sit Down in the Parlor, Auntie, Them Fire Pokers Get Frisky."
Reading teaches you right and wrong, kids. Sometimes heavy on the latter.
What if the school safety patrol is not present? Ah, come on!
First step is going alone into the middle of the woods with no flashlight at 1 AM.
Any self-respecting doctor consults farm animals.