It's one thing to shave your chest hair into a bikini, but it's another to wear it out in public.
What's the point of all those balloons if you can't pee in public?
Some people are gross. Why not just pee directly in the trash?
Yet another reason why moms should not be allowed on facebook.
As if you needed another reason to eat at Taco Bell!
"Yet another reason to lock your door."