I was born a unicorn. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture DIY costume of Lady Rainicorn from Adventure Time. From Mallory Pickard and Mallory Pickard on October 31, 2012 Recommended Comments () Picture "I don't know if anyone told you, but your child may be born very post-mature." Picture "I was born in the UK, but am an American citizen with an American passport, which i use more than my outdated UK one. But my mom thought for Christmas i needed a nice passport holder." This is the problem with allowing foreigners in the country. Picture It's her fault for being born. Picture Looks like someone said "I don't know" on the ground floor (you either got that one or you were born after 1985). Picture 18-Year-Old Waitress with 20 Years Experience Needed Picture I think you can read the born on date in reverse on his head. Comments ()