She'll get promoted from local to galactic in no time.
Beam me up?
Where are all the cool, sexy hot youngster Trekkies like in the movie?
Looks like he got a real Picard facepalm IRL.
The vulcan salute works best when you want to dip your fingers in both sauces at once.
"Me and my cousin were watching Star Trek really high one night and thought this would be funny."