If the person who posted this sign expected anything else, he was in denial.
Somewhere in there is a hidden message. We're just not sure where.
"Mommy, what does that sign say?" - little kid on his way to Sunday School.
The subliminal advertising hasn't been working, so why don't we just go all out.
My Spidey Straw is tingling.
Only pet the top, only pet the top.