Also known as the "Buy 7,499 get One Free" sale.
Buy one bottle of pussy and get the opium free.
And if you buy in the next ten minutes, you get free plastic utensils too!
Paisley, polka dots, and piercing. Pucking pawesome.
Free for all is both the price, and the format of the wrestling.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.