"Hey boss, yeah I'm gonna be late. There's a human snail causing traffic on the road today. No sir, I'm not stoned this time."
Snail for Sale? SpongeBob to the rescue!
Poor guy, nobody wants to be the one to tell him he has a face on the back of his face.
It's really practical if you love impracticality.
Where did all the giant moths go? This guy ate them.