A deleted scene from Elf.
"I have a tendency to sleep in class and my brother has a tendency to take a picture every time."
"Actually, on second thought, can you just tattoo regret on my back. I don't mean the word 'regret' I mean the idea of regret in tattoo form. Thanks!"
Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
His missing a riveting lecture on REM sleep.
And to all a good nightmare.