Anti-pervert but not anti-perspirant.
Yeah, they want you to give them a bone. But no, really, that's illegal, so don't.
1. Courtside at NBA game. 2. Free candy. 3. Dat ass
Homie don't play 'dat.
When you've got 10 kids Christmas gets expensive. Mourning is much cheaper.
Way to commit with the fishnet stockings.