"Whenever I go out to eat, there are always fellow enthusiasts asking if they can take pictures of it."

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps