I'm sensing a lot of self-loathing.
You can definitely find a good coupon for dong bags.
That link is a trap. If you click it, the goverment puts you on some sort of list.
Forget couples counseling. This is how you get things done!
Put this on the long list of reasons you should have a sidecar.
T. Hawk!?! You don't have Ken but you've got a T. Hawk?