Didn't anyone ever tell you to not to play with your food? Oh, they're dead now? Enjoy.
Saints & Pancakes, tonight at the Guzman.
Pancakes are the mother of invention.
Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let's not say anything we'll regret later.
Just havin' a whale of a time this winter.
Today's lesson: "The Dangers of Eating 6 Strips of Bacon in One Sitting."