You should see his mothers hat: I heart a divorce.
Leave it to girls to try a sticker based shaming.
If you answered "not possible" you are correct and probably scarred for life.
If this sticker is funny, then you are too smart to buy it.
I'm still not sure I get what a man you are, maybe you need a bumper sticker about getting laid.
You said you wanted a wool hat. What's the problem?