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God forbid your messy cuticles get in the way of opening that annoying thing on the back of the remote control.
Picture What has this country come to, where you can't casually poison a toddler at your summer job?
Picture Who needs pockets when you've got a beard? Heck, who needs pants? (he's holding sunglasses, glasses, a pen, a pencil, a screwdriver, keys, a comb, ipod headphones, tweezers, and nail clippers)