Skateboarding is not a crime when you're a cop. Sort of like driving under the influence.
Note to self: Delete all incriminating pictures before accepting a friend request from a cop.
"We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."
The real funny thing here is a cop with a sense of humor.
When I'm hot, and thirsty after running a marathon, I drink a big, refreshing can of Kraut Juice.
"No copper... you're a towel!"