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Have you ever wished your fleshlight was also a delicious pastry?
Picture Remember when that Japanese movie "The Ring" came out in America? This is like the opposite of that.
Picture "In a japan public restroom." I like the idea of Japanese people seeing this kid and think that's how we do it in America.
Picture "Playing paintball, slid over a metal stake. Ripped both layers of skin off my knee cap. Wound up with 70+ stitches and a lot of pain pills!" GROSS! It looks like you got gum all over it.
Picture That girl looks like she's really fun to hang out with. Also, I know exactly where her real privates are.