I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Bud light? I hate Bud Light...looks like I'm shitting all over the room again...
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.