The saddest 4th birthday party ever.
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He's doing what he's doing on the shirt right now! Have we blown your mind yet?
That's the saddest I've ever seen Goofy, Mickey, or Donald.
The only downside is never being able to change your shirt again.
To be fair, he was wearing the same shirt for the five years straight.